What movies have not aged well?

-”Ah so!”

Dr No

Octopussy

If my lovely sister sleeps with my boyfriend, what should I do about her?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do people believe that global warming is man made?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How should one handle a situation where they suspect their partner of cheating, but their partner denies it and claims it is all in their head?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

What measures do celebrities take to protect their images from being used for commercial purposes without permission? How much does this typically cost them?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

Why do you suck men's dicks?

-J W Pepper

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Live and Let Die

Why do some people dislike rap and hip hop music despite there being poor quality music in every genre?

-”She is very sexyful!”

You Only Live Twice